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Burning Down the House

A Tiny Novel (Tiny Book 1)

First in the 4-book series, Burning Down the House, describes main character, Russell's, grooming process: start small, go big. 

See what becomes of the kid who got his head stuck in a school desk, was peed on in school play, and, most of all, had only one star, ONE, on the reading poster board!

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Russell and the Man-Eating Piranhas (2025)

A Tiny Novel (Book 2)

If a kid burns a neighbor's house down (Book 1, Burning Down the House), perhaps he'd enjoy sticking his fingers into an aquarium of live, man-eating piranhas. Why? For bragging rights. And a following! 

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Frogs On the Clothesline: Free Your Frogs (2025)

Tiny Novel (Book 3 of 4)

If dangling frogs on the backyard clothesline leads to spreading pot through the neighborhood; what might happen when he finds God at a church revival? After handing out free New Testaments to all those he's turned on to weed: Will they read their Bibles, or 'Get Lit'? 

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Sinkhole: Russell and the Blue Haired Women's Club

A Tiny Novel (Book 4 of 4)

When a bong-toking night watchman causes the water to run out at the Better Days Old Folks where he works, how might the Blue-Haired Women's Club get their hair done? Will someone restore the Blue Cure?  Follow this intergenerational tale of weirdness to learn what a bee and a poet teach. 

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